Empires of the Mind

A motley assortment of anecdotes, thoughts, comments, observations, idle speculation, rantings, ravings, tirades, attempted wit & humour, pop culture references, expostulations, hypotheses, and whatever the hell else I feel like posting...

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Some truth, courtesy of Craig Ferguson

I've always found Mr. Ferguson is to be very funny & entertaining - I try to watch The Late Late Show whenever I can. You have to be careful not to cut yourself on his razor-sharp wit! Genetic pre-disposition too, I suppose: since I'm of Scottish extraction myself (well, 3 generations back, that is), I just find the whole concept of a ranting and rambling Scotsman inherently amusing. The accent itself always tickles my ears... :-)

Now, after seeing the clip shown here, I have an even deeper respect for the man.

This is one of the best explanations of alcoholism I've ever heard. Simple yet eloquent!

The monologue runs about twelve minutes, so be patient! It's well worth it :-)

Listmania! - Part VI

Subject: my favourite episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

There are presented in chronological order, with brief descriptions alongside to help those who don’t recognize the episode by title alone.

“Duet” - A visiting Cardassian may in fact be a notorious war criminal, and Kira is determined to bring him down
“In the Hands of the Prophets” - Friction escalates when Vedek Winn arrives on the station and discovers schoolteacher Keiko O'Brien is teaching about aliens in the wormhole, contrary to Bajoran religious beliefs
“The Homecoming”Kira and O’Brien rescue famous Bajoran prisoner of war Li Nalas; meanwhile, an extremist group begins to take control of Bajor
“The Circle”The Circle (the aforementioned extremist group) begins a full-scale coup, but there is more to the situation than meets the eye
“The Siege” - Sisko and Li Nalas help stop the station from being commandeered by the Bajorans, while Kira and Dax try to put an end to the Circle
“Sanctuary” - Displaced Skrreean refugees from the Gamma Quadrant claim Bajor as their legendary homeland Kentanna, and petition the Provisional Government for resettlement there
“Blood Oath” - Jadzia Dax honours an oath made by her previous host to a group of Klingons, and goes with them on a crusade against a ruthless old nemesis
“The Jem’Hadar” - Sisko, Jake, Nog, and Quark go camping on a Gamma Quadrant world but are captured by mysterious soldiers called the Jem'Hadar and meet a force to rival the Federation
“Defiant” - Tom Riker shows up unannounced and uses Kira’s interest in him to steal the Defiant and take it on a mission for the Maquis
“Past Tense”The two-parter involving a transporter accident that sends Sisko, Bashir and Dax three centuries into Earth's dark past, whereupon Sisko assumes the role of a pivotal historic figure in order to restore the future
“The Die is Cast” - Garak has to interrogate Odo to prove his loyalty to his former mentor as a joint Tal Shiar-Obsidian Order attack on the Founders is underway
“The Way of the Warrior”After the latter refuses to support the former’s unprovoked invasion of Cardassia, the Klingon Empire withdraws from its peace treaty with the Federation; Worf joins the station crew and must decide where his loyalties lie, as the Klingon fleet sets off to attack the station
“Starship Down” - The Defiant becomes trapped in a gas giant's volatile atmosphere after battling with the Jem'Hadar in order to protect a Karemma ship
“Homefront” - Sisko and Odo are brought to Earth when it is suspected Changelings are infiltrating Starfleet
“Paradise Lost” - As Sisko and Odo prepare for war with the Dominion they discover a plot to seize control of Earth from the Federation
“Hard Time” - O'Brien is accused of espionage by an alien race who use a more expeditious form of incarcerating criminals: implanting them with fictitious yet traumatic memories of years of imprisonment in a few hours of actual time
“Shattered Mirror” - Sisko attempts to rescue Jake after he is lured into a war-torn mirror universe by his mother's living counterpart
“Apocalypse Rising” - Starfleet turns to Sisko and his team in order to expose a Changeling infiltrator in the Klingon high command
“Nor the Battle to the Strong” - Jake Sisko learns about the horrors of war firsthand
“Trials and Tribble-ations” - Sisko and his crew go back in time to the original starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk in order to find a bomb disguised as a tribble
“For the Uniform”Former Starfleet officer-turned-Maquis traitor Michael Eddington returns and Sisko becomes obsessed with catching him
“In Purgatory’s Shadow” - Worf and Garak journey to the Gamma Quadrant to investigate a coded Cardassian message
“By Inferno’s Light” - Gul Dukat aligns the Cardassians with the Dominion, while the station must deal with a Changeling infiltrator
“Call to Arms”Determined to stop any further Dominion encroachment into the Alpha Quadrant, Sisko mines the entrance to the wormhole – thereby prompting the Dominion invasion and capture of Deep Space Nine itself
“A Time to Stand” - With the station under Dominion control, Sisko and his crew are given a mission that could change the balance of the Dominion War - they must navigate a captured Jem’Hadar warship deep into Dominion space
“Rocks and Shoals” - Sisko and his tired crew crash on a planet where they encounter a band of Jem'Hadar and their severely wounded Vorta
“Sacrifice of Angels” - Sisko commands the Defiant against a Dominion/Cardassian armada to retake DS9 and stop the enemy from bringing down the minefield, which would allow reinforcements to come through the wormhole into the Alpha Quadrant
“Far Beyond the Stars” - After a friend's ship is destroyed, Sisko considers leaving Starfleet; visions of himself as a science fiction writer in 1950s America affect his decision
“In the Pale Moonlight” - Sisko asks Garak to help him get the Romulans to join the war against the Dominion
“Tears of the Prophets” - Starfleet Command begins an offensive against the Dominion, and Sisko is chosen to lead the invasion of the Chin’toka system
“The Siege of AR-558” - Sisko and crew relieve beleaguered Starfleet troops under siege by the Jem'Hadar at a key communications outpost
“Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang” - The crew attempt to help Vic Fontaine when a mobster buys Vic's hotel
“Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges” - While attending a diplomatic conference on Romulus, Bashir becomes an unwilling pawn of the sinister Section 31
“What You Leave Behind”The series finale; As the Cardassians revolt against the Dominion, Sisko leads the Federation-Klingon-Romulan alliance in an all-out offensive on Cardassia Prime

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Listmania! - Part V

Subject: my favourite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

There are presented in chronological order, with brief descriptions alongside to help those who don’t recognize the episode by title alone.

“Conspiracy” - The strange behavior of high-ranking officers leads Picard to uncover a conspiracy within Starfleet
“The Neutral Zone” - A derelict satellite is found with cryogenically frozen humans aboard as the Enterprise is sent to investigate the destruction of outposts near Romulan space
“The Measure of a Man” - Data is put on trial to determine if he is a private citizen or Federation property
“Contagion” - A dangerous Iconian computer virus runs rampant through the Enterprise after causing the destruction of the Yamato, her sister ship
“The Emissary” - Worf's former flame K’Ehleyr comes to the Enterprise to help deal with a Klingon sleeper ship
“Peak Performance”The crew participates in a simulated combat exercise with another Federation starship, but the battle becomes all too real when the Ferengi intervene
“Booby Trap” - The Enterprise falls victim to an ancient booby trap set to snare starships
“The Enemy” - Geordi is trapped on Galorndon Core with a hostile Romulan, and the two must work together to survive
“The Defector” - Determined to avert a war, a Romulan admiral defects to warn Starfleet of his Empire's invasion plans
“Yesterday’s Enterprise” - An encounter with the Enterprise-C causes a shift in reality - and the return of the deceased Tasha Yar
“Sins of the Father” - Worf goes on trial to prove his father's innocence of treason against the Klingon Empire
“Tin Man” - A gifted but troubled telepath comes aboard to establish first contact with an unknown vessel in proximity of an unstable star before the Romulans do
“Sarek” - The Enterprise hosts Vulcan ambassador Sarek, but his deteriorating mental health causes unforeseen problems
“The Best of Both Worlds”The two-parter involving the Borg invasion of Earth, Picard’s capture and forced assimilation by the enemy, and the crew’s efforts to rescue their captain and save the Federation from destruction
“Family” - Picard goes home to France to visit his family and Worf’s human foster parents come aboard the Enterprise
“Reunion”Ambassador K’Ehleyr returns, and along with Picard, the two mediate a Klingon power dispute and Worf discovers more family
“Data’s Day”Data gets dancing lessons in preparation of Chief O'Brien’s wedding as the Enterprise brings a Vulcan ambassador to the Romulans for negotiations
“The Wounded” - A rogue Starfleet captain jeopardizes the Cardassian peace treaty
“The Drumhead” - A witchhunt ensues for suspected Romulan spies aboard the Enterprise
“The Mind’s Eye” - The Romulans kidnap and brainwash Geordi to carry out a covert mission
“Redemption”The two-parter involving the outbreak of the Klingon civil war, Worf’s temporary resignation in order to join the conflict, and Picard’s efforts to expose Romulan interference
“Darmok” - Picard struggles to communicate with a Tamarian captain who speaks in metaphors, before an invisible beast tries to kill them both
“Unification”The two-parter involving Picard and Data’s clandestine trip to Romulus to discover the purpose of Ambassador Spock’s sudden appearance there
“The Next Phase”An accident aboard a Romulan science ship traps Geordi and Ensign Ro out of phase, while everyone believes they died
“Relics” - The Enterprise rescues Captain Montgomery “Scotty” Scott, who has been trapped in a transporter buffer on a crashed ship for 75 years
“Chain of Command”The two-parter involving the transfer of command of Enterprise to an authoritarian new captain, Picard’s abortive secret mission to Cardassian space, and his capture & torture at the hands of a sadistic interrogator
“Face of the Enemy”An abducted Deanna becomes involved in a plot to smuggle Romulan dissidents to safety
“The Chase” - Picard tries to solve an ancient genetic mystery uncovered by his archaeological mentor, and being ruthlessly pursued by others
“Timescape”Picard, Geordi, Data and Troi must work to free the Enterprise and a Romulan warbird that are caught in temporal stasis
“The Pegasus”Admiral Pressman, Riker’s former CO, comes aboard and leads a secret mission to find their old ship in order to surreptitiously retrieve a forbidden cloaking device
“Lower Decks” - Junior officers buck for promotion as one of them is assigned the dangerous task of helping a Cardassian spy
“Preemptive Strike” - Ensign Ro returns with advanced tactical training and is sent by Picard to spy on the Maquis rebellion
“All Good Things…”The series finale; Picard, with the help of Q, travels back and forth in time in order to save the ship and humanity itself from destruction

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Listmania! - Part IV

Subject: my favourite episodes of Futurama

There are presented in chronological order, with brief descriptions alongside to help those who don’t recognize the episode by title alone.

Space Pilot 3000The series pilot/opener, where Fry is inadvertently cryogenically frozen on December 31, 1999, awakening 1000 years in the future. Faced with the prospect of being a delivery boy again, Fry teams up with Bender to escape career counselor Leela
The Series Has Landed - After delivering a package to an amusement park on the moon, Fry shows Leela how to appreciate the celestial body while Bender and Amy must try and recover the keys to the ship
Fear of a Bot Planet - Bender delivers a package to a planet inhabited solely by human-hating robots and becomes an idol to them. Fry and Leela, disguised as robots, endeavor to help Bender escape
Hell Is Other Robots - To break his addiction to electricity, Bender converts to Robotology. But when he reverts back to his old ways, he is sent to Robot Hell for eternal damnation at the hands of the Robot Devil
When Aliens Attack - The Omicronians invade Earth, demanding to see the lost final episode of the 1999 TV show "Single Female Lawyer". The Planet Express crew must re-enact the episode to appease the invading aliens
A Head in the PollsRichard Nixon (well, his head anyway…) revives his political career and runs for the presidency of Earth, using Bender’s stolen body to boost his popularity
Raging BenderBender is recruited by the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, but things turn sour when he is instructed to intentionally lose his next match
A Clone of My OwnThe Professor makes a clone of himself – Cubert – to carry on his life’s work, but when Cubert refuses to cooperate, a despondent Farnsworth is forced into premature retirement on the Near-Death Star
The Deep South - A fishing trip takes a turn for the worse when a colossal mouth bass drags the ship to the bottom of the sea. There, Fry falls in love with a mermaid, and the crew discovers the sunken city of Atlanta
Mother’s Day - Mom reprograms the world's robots to rebel against humanity. The only hope of salvation is Mom's old flame - Professor Farnsworth, who must rekindle his romance with Mom in order to save mankind
The Problem with Popplers - The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a distant planet, and brings it back to Earth to be sold at the Fishy Joe's restaurant chain. But when it's discovered that they’re actually Omicronian babies, the Omicronians demand recompense
Anthology of Interest IUsing the Professor's "What-If" Machine, Bender discovers what it would be like if he were 500 feet tall, Leela discovers what it would be like if she were more impulsive, and Fry discovers what would happen if he never came to the future
Amazon Women in the MoodHaving crashed on the all-female planet Amazonia, Fry, Kif and Zapp Brannigan are judged by the ruling Femputer and sentenced to death by “snu-snu” (a.k.a. sex with the giant natives)
Parasites LostA shrunken crew journeys into Fry’s body to eradicate a worm infestation
The Day the Earth Stood Stupid - Earth is invaded by super-intelligent flying brains, who sap the Earth's populace of their intelligence. They are eventually defeated by the one person immune to their powers: Fry
Anthology of Interest IIOnce again using the “What-If” Machine, Bender discovers what it would be like if he were human, Fry discovers what it would be like if life were more like a video game, and Leela discovers what it would be like if she found her true home
Roswell That Ends WellThe crew accidentally travels back in time to 1947 and crashes in Roswell, New Mexico
Godfellas - Accidentally lost in space after being shot out of the ship's torpedo tube, Bender becomes inhabited with tiny alien life forms, but has trouble playing God to their unyielding prayers
Future StockAn unfrozen 1980s Wall Street corporate exec replaces Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express, whereupon he sells the company to Mom’s Friendly Robot Corporation and puts everyone out of a job
A Taste of Freedom - When Dr. Zoidberg is sentenced to death for publicly devouring an Earth flag, the Decapodians (his people) invade Earth in order to teach the populace the true meaning of freedom
Where No Fan Has Gone Before - Fry leads the crew on a quest across the galaxy to regain the forbidden 79 episodes of the original Star Trek, where they encounter the cast of the show - as well as their captor, an obsessive fan named Melllvar
Three Hundred Big Boys - A $300 refund for all taxpayers results in a series of interconnected stories, following the Planet Express crew's endeavours to spend their money

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Listmania! - Part III

Subject: my favourite episodes of Family Guy

There are presented in chronological order, with brief descriptions alongside to help those who don’t recognize the episode by title alone.

Holy CrapPeter decides to kidnap the Pope to mend fences with his religious father
Da BoomThe worst predictions about Y2K come true and the family tries to survive off of a Twinkie factory
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar - After being sued for sexual harassment Peter is sent to a women's retreat and comes back effeminate
Road to Rhode Island - On a trip to bring Stewie home, Brian passes by his birthplace and sees his mother one last time
E Peterbus Unum - Peter declares his house to be the new, independent nation of "Petoria" and annexes Joe's pool
The Thin White LineBrian works as a police dog, then goes into rehab after becoming addicted to cocaine
Brian Does HollywoodBrian moves to Hollywood and becomes a porn director
Lethal Weapons - Quahog is disrupted when the leaves start turning fall colours and New York "leafers" invade the town, while Lois learns Tae Jitsu and becomes aggressive
Emission Impossible - Lois and Peter decide to have another baby, but Stewie tries to keep that from happening
To Love and Die in Dixie - When a burglar threatens to kill Chris, the family is taken into the witness protection program and moves to the deep South
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father…Brother? - Peter finds out he has a black ancestor, while Stewie trys to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders
Road to Europe - Peter and Lois attend KISS-Stock, while Brian and Stewie make their way to London
When You Wish Upon A Weinstein - Peter prays for a Jew to help him manage his money; eventually he decides to convert Chris to ensure his son's success
Sibling Rivalry - Peter's vasectomy stops his desire for sex and results in Lois gaining weight, while the sperm he donated prior leads to the birth of Bertram (Stewie's half-brother, rival and friend)
Untitled Griffin Family History - The family is in a panic room, while Meg is held captive by robbers, the isolated family are told stories of Griffin ancestors by Peter

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Listmania! - Part II

Subject: my favourite episodes of The Simpsons

There are presented in chronological order, with brief descriptions alongside to help those who don’t recognize the episode by title alone.

Bart the General - Bart trains and leads an army of the oppressed against the bully Nelson
The Crepes of WrathBart goes to France on an exchange program, while the family gets an Albanian spy
Bart Gets an FFearful of having to repeat the fourth grade, Bart enlists the help of class brain Martin Prince
Itchy & Scratchy & MargeMarge leads a crusade against cartoon violence
Brush with GreatnessMarge rediscovers her artistic talent and is enlisted to paint a portrait of Mr. Burns
Mr. Lisa Goes to WashingtonEssay contest winner Lisa goes to the nation’s capital and exposes a corruption scandal
Like Father, Like ClownBart & Lisa help Krusty the Clown reunite with his estranged father
Burns Verkaufen der KraftwerkMr. Burns sells the nuclear power plant to a German consortium, who promptly fire Homer
Separate VocationsAfter taking career aptitude tests, Bart becomes an authoritarian hall monitor, while Lisa slides into apathetic rebellion
Kamp KrustyBart leads a revolt against the cruel staff of a Krusty-themed summer camp
A Streetcar Named MargeMarge stars in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire, while Maggie engineers a brilliant scheme to liberate all the confiscated pacifiers in a draconian daycare centre
Homer the HereticHomer refuses to attend church and starts his own religion instead
Mr. PlowHomer buys a plow and shovels driveways for extra cash
Lisa’s First WordRecounting the buildup to the title in flashbacks to Homer & Marge’s early married life with toddler Bart
I Love LisaA Valentine’s Day misunderstanding leads Ralph Wiggum to start courting a less than willing Lisa
Whacking DayLisa protests and ultimately puts a stop to Springfield’s notorious snake-killing festival, with the intrepid help of an expelled Bart and Barry White
Krusty Gets CancelledWhen a dummy comedic rival edges the clown off TV, Bart & Lisa arrange a Krusty comeback special, with the help of some celebrity friends
Cape FeareParoled from prison, Sideshow Bob seeks revenge against Bart
Homer and ApuAfter getting him fired from the Kwik-E-Mart, Homer tries to help Apu get his job back
Itchy & Scratchy LandThe family travels to said theme park, ultimately helping to defeat a robot rebellion
Sideshow Bob RobertsA pardoned Sideshow Bob runs for mayor of Springfield
Lisa on IceBart & Lisa compete against each other in pee-wee hockey
Bart vs. AustraliaThe family travels Down Under so that Bart can apologize for an international scandal-causing prank phone call
Lemon of TroyBart leads a young posse to reclaim Springfield’s beloved lemon tree, which was stolen by Shelbyville rivals
Bart Sells His SoulThe title pretty much says it all…to Milhouse, by the way
Mother SimpsonHomer reunites with his outlaw mother
Sideshow Bob’s Last GleamingSideshow Bob steals an atomic bomb and threatens Springfield with annihilation, unless they get rid of television
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”Bart helps Grampa to find an old looted art treasure from World War II before Mr. Burns does
Much Apu About NothingIllegal immigrant Apu must take a citizenship test to avoid being deported
Hurricane NeddyNed Flanders finally snaps…’nuff said!
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro JomerAfter an insanity pepper-induced hallucination, Homer embarks on a quest to find his true soulmate
Thirty Minutes Over TokyoThe family must compete in a sadistic Japanese game show in order to win plane tickets back home to Springfield
All the “Treehouse of Horror” Halloween specials from Seasons 1-9

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Listmania! - Part I

Subject: my favourite Winston Churchill quotes

As many of you out there may have already deduced, I'm a big fan of the late Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965), prime minister of Great Britain during the Second World War. Indeed, your first hint to this fact about me is the very title of my blog! It's derived from a noted quotation made by Churchill during a speech he gave at Harvard University on September 6, 1943: "The empires of the future are the empires of the mind."

I could write essays - books even - on why I like old Winston so much, why I consider him one of my heroes and idols. In a nutshell, though, I believe that he was one of the most courageous, inspired and effective leaders in world history. Certainly I regard him as one of the best - if not THE best - British prime ministers ever to walk the halls of Parliament. I still get goosebumps whenever I read or hear excerpts of his wartime speeches. The man was simply a master of rhetoric; he had a real way with words! Very few public figures both past and present could match his simple yet strong eloquence, in my opinion. This achievement is all the more amazing given the fact Churchill had to overcome a severe stuttering problem from his childhood!

Pretty language aside, I also think he was a damn good leader and politician in his own right. Actions speak louder than words, and Winston was no slouch on either count. He almost single-handedly guided the British people through the earliest and darkest days of the war. When England stood alone against the Nazi menace - when many in the highest circles of government and society thought she was doomed to defeat - Churchill stood in bold defiance of the odds and rallied his countrymen to stand firm against tyranny. A lesser man might easily have capitulated to German aggression and made a fatal compromise peace with Hitler. One shudders to think how the war, not to mention history itself, would have turned out differently had that been the case! Winston was the right person at the right time.

Below are some of my most favourite quotes of his, ranging from funny to philosophical. Hopefully you might find a few you like and take to heart yourselves...

“All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honour, duty, mercy, hope.”

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

Lady Astor to Churchill: “If you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your coffee."
Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!”

“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”

“A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.”

“Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.”

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

“Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.”

“From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.”

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

“I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.”

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”


“It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required.”

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”


“Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”

“The price of greatness is responsibility.”

“The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.”

“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”

“To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.”

“Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.”

“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

“A joke is a very serious thing.”

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”


“Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.”

“By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.”

“Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others.”

“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.”

“Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.”

“I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.”

“It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.”

“No crime is so great as daring to excel.”

“No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.”

“No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye.”

“Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.”

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.”

“Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer. You have only to persevere to save yourselves.”

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.”

“The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.”

“The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.”

“The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.”

“There is no such thing as a good tax.”

“There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.”


“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

“True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.”

“Without a measureless and perpetual uncertainty, the drama of human life would be destroyed.”

“Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.”