Empires of the Mind

A motley assortment of anecdotes, thoughts, comments, observations, idle speculation, rantings, ravings, tirades, attempted wit & humour, pop culture references, expostulations, hypotheses, and whatever the hell else I feel like posting...

Monday, August 22, 2005

We put the "FUN" in fundamentalist dogma

I was reading an article in the Ottawa Citizen several weeks ago and I saw an interesting quote - well, interesting for me, anyhow - from an Ottawa imam (a Muslim cleric, for those who didn't know that):

"I want to practice the religion the same way the Prophet did."

So that got me pondering about the issue of fundamentalism. Figured I'd rant and rave about it on my blog :-) I have to say that, in principle, I'm completely opposed to fundamentalism in any form (be it religious or secular). Runs against my sense of open-mindedness and inclusivity. Also runs counter to my belief in pluralism - that all beliefs and value systems are equally valid or true, and that they can co-exist in peace and harmony. Fundamentalism is inherently exclusionary and divisive - it creates barriers instead of removing them. It stifles open dialogue and discussion instead of promoting it. It strikes me as a simplistic, facile and archaic way of looking at the world - a medieval remnant in the modern world. It refuses to acknowledge or accept the idea of evolutionary progress, a principle which I find valuable and necessary. It's an institution based upon the quality of being judgemental - hardly a positive trait, in my opinion. What's most dangerous about fundamentalism, though, is its propensity for creating bigotry, hatred and, ultimately, violence and bloodshed. Things like terrorism, the Crusades, The Spanish Inquisition, ethnic cleansing, and others certainly didn't arise from the notion of tolerance, now did they?

In the imam's case, I don't object to his desire to follow his faith as he chooses. My problem is that, by definition, he can't practice the religion as the Prophet did. Times have changed since the days of Muhammad; society is drastically different. Our collective world-view has changed. We don't live in the same "world" as Muhammad or Jesus or Moses anymore; how can we honestly practice the faith as they did, word for word? The "common denominators", if you will, are completely different. Technology (e.g. the printing press, the radio, the television, the Internet) has resulted in ever-increasing contact between those believe differently. This should periodically force us to re-evaluate our thinking and our doctrines accordingly. Our bubbles have been burst; true isolation becomes increasingly difficult and unsustainable. The Bible, the Qu'ran, the Talmud and other holy books were written for a specific time and place. Societal norms and values changed over time, though. Valuable though these texts are metaphorically and allegorically, we have to keep them in proper context and perspective. Thus, a literal reading and interpretation of their verses is absurd. Life isn't the same as it was two thousand years ago! Re-interpretation is crucial. Indeed, my fundamental point (pardon the pun!) is that fundamentalists ignore or don't recognize the need for change, that change is a constant in human history. Change is natural and inevitable; it should be embraced (to an extent), not feared. Fundamentalists, however, always strive to "turn back the clock". The problem, though, is that the clock can't be turned back. History can't be unmade or undone, technology can't be uninvented. As difficult as it can be sometimes, change is necessary for our survival. We ignore this fact at our own peril...

That being said, a paradox ironically presents itself. As my profile states, I consider myself to be a relativist in general terms. In keeping with that (as well as with my sense of pluralism), I must therefore accept that fundamentalist belief systems are equally valid with respect to my own, more liberalized perspective - that fundamentalism has an intrinsic right to exist alongside others. I may personally think it's wrong and misguided, but I have to acknowledge its overall legitimacy in the social framework and tolerate it accordingly. If I start thinking that fundamentalists are inferior and must be excluded, then I risk becoming the very thing I abhor! Basically, for me it comes down to that famous quote by some philosopher (I keep thinking Voltaire, but I know it's not him...): "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

To do otherwise would be a complete betrayal of my ideals and principles. Contradictory, perhaps, but hey...that's life these days, my friends!

Saturday, August 20, 2005

The Big Book of British Smiles

I can't feel the lower half of my face right now... Nor the tip of my tongue. Just came back from the dentist. Had a cavity (Boo-urns!), but hooray for freezing! Gotta love those muscle relaxants! Feels weird, though. Like my bottom lip no longer exists - disconcerting! Talking is an exercise in amusement, too. Lips don't synchronize with the words I'm speaking - looks like a badly-dubbed Japanese monster movie. "Oh no, Godzilla! Mothra's behind that building!" *lip movements continue for another 5 minutes* Drinking is also fun - I'm practically wrapping my lower jaw around the cup and holding the corners of my lips down with my fingers to avoid spillage. Very entertaining - Mom can't stop giggling. Oh well... Felt I should share the experience with my loyal bloggies!

As consolation, went and bought all 4 volumes of Futurama on DVD. Wasn't cheap, but I felt like splurging. Treating myself to an indulgence like that is good once in a while... Besides, it's a hilariously kick-ass show - ahead of its time and prematurely ended. Witty, cleverly subversive, intelligent yet silly. The third greatest animated TV show in history, in my opinion - after The Simpsons and Family Guy. Matt Groening is a comedic genius. Felt I had an obligation to add this underappreciated gem to my collection. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it! :-)

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

An open (but not necessarily "free") question...

Hello all! Sorry I've been remiss in my entries - ah, the distractions of life. I'll do my best to update this blog more often in the future, but, as always, I can make no promises or guarantees in that regard. I post when I post, simple as that. Sometimes I can't get any good inspiration even if it came up and kicked my teeth in. Hopefully, my reader(s) have been able to control their cravings for my little musings... :-)

Anyway, down to today's topic. I'll keep it short - I promise! ;-) Recently in the news, you may have heard that the main NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement) investigative/judicial body issued a ruling concerning the controversial Canada-U.S. softwood lumber dispute. I won't bore you with the backstory explaining this issue - I'm sure there's plenty on the Web available to any interested party wanting to fill in the gaps. Suffice it to say that the Americans have been complaining for years that we unfairly subsidize our softwood lumber exports, and they've imposed punitive duties and tariffs accordingly. Anyway, the ruling came down in favour of the Canadian government: the panel concluded that, upon review, Canadian softwood lumber is not unfairly subsidized and that Washington is not justified in its imposition of the aforementioned punitive tariffs, taxes, levies, etc. They recommended that these monies be refunded to Ottawa. This decision reinforces a similar ruling in Canada's favour by the World Trade Organization (WTO) a few years ago. However, the Bush administration has rejected both rulings and continues to demand further negotiations; the tariffs remain in place for the time being. So, my question is this:

With such clear and unequivocal rulings from the two benchmark free trade-promoting organizations (which Bush and the U.S. government have traditionally championed and supported enthusiastically), to what extent (if any) is the USA truly committed to the principle of free trade?

I mean, c'mon - many Republicans and Democrats alike have always been loudly in favour of free trade. Most previous administrations in the White House have generally supported the concept. Were things like the proposed Free Trade Area of the Americas (FTAA) and the newly-created Central American Free Trade Agreement (CAFTA) just a bunch of pink smoke Dubya was blowing up our asses (pardon the expression)? Much money and effort was spent on these, as well as on NAFTA and the WTO - pretty expensive smoke... Is their adherence to the idea legit & sincere, or is it simply a political expedient (i.e. they're for it only as long as it benefits them directly and exclusively)?

Corollary: Is the concept of free trade even viable?

Your thoughts, comments, observations, remarks, rantings, ravings, etc. would be greatly appreciated.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Corporate psychosis

K, I watched the documentary "The Corporation" on DVD this past Saturday. Freakin' awesome!!! Very impressed. I would very, very highly recommend this flick to all my readers, indeed to all concerned citizens of the world! Responsible people almost have a duty to watch this film. It shocked, terrified and fascinated me - all at the same time. Scared the hell of out me, really (on a philosophical level) - but I needed to see it and I'm glad I did. It's one hell of a wake-up call for me... I've always been a little nervous about the corporation as an institution, as well as the implications of modern industrial capitalism. This film showed me how dreadfully justified my fears (and the fears of many others) were. Stoked my leftist tendencies up to a fine, simmering boil... Hell, at times it made me miss the old Soviet Union and want to have it back! The film's central premise of psychoanalyzing the corporation as a "person" was positively brilliant, since, as the film establishes, corporations are considered to be equivalent to "persons" under current U.S. law (and possibly Canadian law, too...). As a result, they enjoy and exercise the same rights & priviledges as individual citizens. Frightening implications, eh? Using this psychological template, the film clearly establishes that corporations are clinically insane - psychopaths according to every conventional definition. Inherently psychopathic institutions whose unchecked, unaccountable power is growing every single day, gradually eroding our fundamental human freedoms as well as devastating our planet...? Holy crap... This kind of shit is disturbingly Orwellian. Don't take my word for it, though - go rent the movie. Please! I strongly encourage it!

Monday, August 01, 2005

Viva the Hans Island Liberation Front!!!

This is bloody hilarious! Even more so because it's true! I never knew Canada was an aspiring imperialist power...

http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/hans_island/index.htm

For some more factual, non-facetious information and perspectives on the Hans Island dispute, I would suggest you visit the following links:

http://www.naval.ca/article/Heubert/The_Return_of_the_Vikings.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Island

Here's to hoping that Canada and Denmark don't single-handedly disprove the Democratic Peace Theorem (a pseudo-"law" in political theory which asserts that democracies never go to war with one another)...

Kudos for the near-crisis...

Okay, so I have a rather amusing work anecdote I feel I must share. I thought it was amusing, anyway - you be the judge.

First some background info, though. I currently work in a warehouse in Kanata (a western suburb of Ottawa). For security reasons, I won't name names. Shipping & receiving-type job for a printing and logistics company. One of the main contracts is with the Canadian federal government, specifically Public Works and Government Services Canada (PWGSC). We deal with all the various documentation and publications issued by the numerous government departments, ministries and agencies (organized under the aegis of PWGSC); our company handles bulk receiving and order fulfillment for this, ensuring prompt delivery of government publications to assorted domestic and international clients (libraries, archives, the general public, et al.) My section handles the receiving of bulk shipments of such products, inputting them into our inventory system and storing them in the warehouse awaiting client orders and requisitioning by Fulfillment. One of my main duties is to locate and resolve discrepancies and/or errors brought to our attention by the overseers at PWGSC. For example, I correct catalogue numbers that were either misprinted or initially entered wrong into our system. I also re-verify product quantities in stock upon request, if there's a discrepancy in the count (i.e. it doesn't match the government's original requisition reports). I do other stuff too, but this is what mainly occupies my time at work. Essentially, I'm the designated troubleshooter - the guy who fixes problems as they arise.

Now that that's out of the way, here's the actual story. Last Wednesday, I got an email from one of our contacts at PWGSC asking us to do a recount on a product associated with a particular receiving report (which we issue and forward to them). They're thinking there might be 15 of another similar yet separate product mixed in with it, which we must not have caught the first time (hey, we're only human - everybody slips up now and again!) No problem - I've done this type of request a number of times before. I look up the product and pull it from the shelf. It was a pretty busy day; my mind must have been distracted with other stuff that needed doing later. I wasn't paying full attention - I did the recount a bit too quickly, only glancing at the product (without actually reading the title to make sure). I finish - count's fine as far as I can see. I email back the client saying as much. Later, I get another email asking us to pull 15 of this product out of stock and mail them directly to the issuing department for correction (in this case, Environment Canada). Again, not an unusual request. I pull the product off the shelf once more. However, as I grab a stack of them from the box to count out 15, I happen to look down at the ones beneath. It's the other product they had mentioned before! Classic Homer Simpson "D'oh!" moment. Stupid me... Missed it twice now. Sighing heavily, I redo the whole thing again, counting each booklet out carefully and properly separating the two products. I amend the receiving reports as well as the stock counts in our inventory system. Fine. Problem solved. Nevertheless, I'm confronted with a dilemma: the client's request to have 15 mailed out was still sitting in my inbox. Hmmm... My thinking was that they had requested this 15 to correct the balance with respect to the other product I had already told them wasn't there - thinking it was all one product, they ask for these back to even out their numbers and synchronize their requistions (while putting in ANOTHER order for 15 of the other product they think is missing). Uh-oh. Since it's too late in the day to email them for clarification (i.e. warn them about my screw up and thus prevent duplicate ordering), I decide to try calling them on the phone. No answer - shit! Left a voicemail message explaining the whole situation. I err on the side of caution and decide not to send out the 15 copies until we get this all figured out. Good thing! The next day, when I first check my inbox I see this urgent looking email in caps from PWGSC marked High Importance. It's a stop message - the first paragraph is in boldface, instructing me to disregard the previous message and NOT to send out any copies. Whew! Prevented a minor Three Mile Island screwup from escalating into a bigger Chernobyl screwup. Anyway, I make all the appropriate corrections and re-explain the situation and my actions/resolutions in a nice, long, formal, deferentially apologetic email to our contacts at Public Works. All's well, crisis averted.

Now here's the punchline. Later that day, I get an email from one of the higher-ups at PWGSC. Aww crap...here's where the shit hits the fan, I'm thinking to myself. With dread, I open it. They're congratulating and thanking us about this! They praised my "dedicated work in finding and thus resolving this inquiry." I laughed out loud when I read it! They're thanking me for a narrowly-averted FUBAR on my part... Way to go for not screwing it up even further, Blake! That's freakin' great! I love the Feds - only they would go out of their way to praise good damage control skills! The irony is wonderful, almost poetic. Needless to say, I had a bemused grin on my face for the rest of the day.

There. Wasn't that the most anti-climactic anecdote you've ever heard? :-)